If a Squirrel is really, really Bad and just will not stay out of the bird feeder, is he destined for Hell?

That depends. Is the bird feeder in Canada? ... Say, at Celine Dion's house?





((Reptile))If a Squirrel is really, really Bad and just will not stay out of the bird feeder, is he destined for Hell?
Well, God will try things to dissuade the squirrel. Like planting jalapenos nearby. Squirrels try them and then make a quick get-a-way for the nearest water source.





If that doesn't do it, and they die, unrepentant - they are given a quest to find the answer to what on earth possesses the chicken, the armadillo and the 'possum cross the road when history shows they are largely unsuccessful at it.If a Squirrel is really, really Bad and just will not stay out of the bird feeder, is he destined for Hell?
Squirrallah promised the bird feeder to the squirrels.





It is the infidel birds who will suffer come the day of the great nut-rising.
What if said squirrel refuses to come out to play? =0(








(((zilla)))
Squirrels are minions of the devil. They take one bite out of your tomato, then toss it. There is a special hell for squirrels.
yes, and squirrel hell is a full of overflowing bird feeders that levitate just out of reach.
Not if he truly repents.





And if you keep filling it, you are the Vile Temptress.
Or my BBQ.





(((McZILLA)))
He's destined to get his eyes pecked out.
Squirrel Hell is horrible. they keep digging and digging for the acorn, but never find it :(
Here in Texas God makes them sleep on the hot pavement in the street for days.
Ceiling cat will take care of him.... come lunch time.
silly lizard, that's a squirrel feeder that the birds steal from....
why cant people build a squirrel house then they wont be mad at them
not if the fundies try to convert him first